The Hillary Nutcracker
The Hillary Nutcracker
The Hillary Nutcracker Reviews
She works well on thin-skinned nuts; but thick skinned nuts are beyond her abilities. (pecans vs filberts as an organic example) She works well when a crack is available to exploit. But lacks traction on nuts with a smooth aspect — which tend to slip away (English walnuts vs filberts as an organic example). Initial reactions are positive; but, over time other alternatives get more use.
This is not only an awesome political collectible, but also really works! The quality and likeness of this product made it stand out to me more than any other Hillary merch I have seen, sold separately is a matching Bill Clinton Corkscrew! I bought this for my pop and he thought it was the neatest thing ever! The photos do it no justice!
Thank God she won’t be our president, but even still, this item got big laughs as a gift for my father-in-law. He shows it to everyone and gets big laughs every time. He still laughs so hard he cries every time he looks at this!
I saw this on TV and got it for my DAD! He got a real kick out of it! Put a BIG smile on his face and he even uses it to crack the “nuts” for his squirrel friends! This Hillary has some “massive-iron” thighs.
We saw this product on “The Graham Norton Show”, a British TV program on BBC. He was giving it away to guests. What fascinated me the most, is how great the international interest in our presidential race is. This product is just FUN. It doesn’t matter what your affliation is. This is a conversation starter (or ender). Just PLEASE, keep looking at the issues and possible solutions, and VOTE. Let’s keep apathay at bay… VOTE INTELLIGENTLY. Thanks.
I love this product It got to me faster than expected and was in perfect condition. I have gotten a lot of laughs frome it. I would recomend it to every one
This is a hilarious Hilary Clinton Nutcracker that is sure to bring laughs to whoever comes visiting. Its noticeable and decorative and its even a great gift! You will love it as much as I don’t (not a typo). I know I will never get rid of mine (nobody I know will take it). it’s a classic. Give this as a gift to jokesters, you wont be sorry, because they will LOVE it (what jokester Republican woudln’t)! It actually cracks nuts! With its steel legs it’ll be used for years without breaking. You won’t believe how people will laugh about this. Nut case or not, I’ll leave that up to you, Hilary really cracks your nuts with this. Still, for the entertainment value and the many long converstations this silly little nutcracker has fired up, I guess I gotta give it five stars.
Well after seeing Betty Dravis’s review of this product I just had to purchase it. See I’m going to be a father for the first time, and if I have a boy I feel this little product will come in really useful. In our day and age children learn by visualization, and explaining the differences between well mannered women vs. unseemly women is not an easy thing for a young father. That’s where the Hillary Nut Cracker will come in handy. Now I didn’t buy this product for it’s ease of use, and I’m quite sure I could have purchased a higher quality Nut Cracker for the money. But how would my boy learn what happens to a man if he chooses the wrong women. Better yet, if I have a little girl I can’t think of a better product to teach her the hardness that can consume one’s heart if she chooses the wrong man (Hillary was a little girl too, she didn’t start off as a Nut Cracker).
As far as Nut Crackers go I can’t say this one has the best design, and it might make your male friends cringe having to eat their nuts after Hillary’s crushed them with her thighs. All that aside you should get some good laughs out of your friends for this product. Just remember it’s a product of nostalgia. Like Hillary it really doesn’t meet minimal performance standards.
P.S. All kidding aside I think Betty Dravis is right on the money. Anyone who lives in the public eye should have an open sense of humor on such things. I’m sure Hillary does. At least I hope so. “What did ya hunny? The IRS and FBI are at the door. Got to go, I wonder why the feds are here to see me?”
This is sexist and against all women, especially strong, confident, and accomplished women and those who would like to be successful. Those who don’t think it’s offensive are sadly just part of the lemming pack. You should realize how it sends a social, not-so-subtle message to all women and girls (including your daughters) that if you’re ambitious, you run the risk of being ridiculed as a “nut cracker.” So you better stay home or at least know your place.
Let’s analyze the message further. An ambitious woman’s success must be at the loss of another man’s nuts? Why is it an inverse relationship? (To the fans of this product… that means when one goes up the other goes down proportionally, like in a “see-saw.”)
This product appeals to the days when women were supposed to stay home. If she dared to work outside the home, she must of de-masculinated her husband (again to fans of this product… “de-balled” him) or stepped on a few to get where she is. The proverbial “b*tch.” She obviously could not have gotten there any other way such as intelligence, ambition, hard-work, leadership, charisma, drive, persistence, and any other adjective we naturally attribute to men.
Let’s see… would there be a McCain skull crusher or baby crusher? Of course not and I would vehemently object to one as well. But it’s to illustrate my point. See offensive that is? I’m similarly offended by this product.
If you’re the FIRST woman to actually rise to being a front-runner for presidency, you’re going to offend those who would prefer the good ol’ days when it was okay to value women based on their attractiveness or willingness to acquiesce (again to fans of this product… it’s to submit or comply silently or without protest.) I thought we had made more progress by now.
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